oh he gay.

Damn you Tumblr! Must you suck relentlessly?!

-sigh- You guys, I can't...

Him: Emma. Come see me.
Me: And why would I do that?
Him: Cause i want to see you.
Me: That sounds like it'd be a huge waste of my time.
Him: Why so?
Me: What could I possibly gain from seeing you besides blood lust?
Him: Umm. Entertainment. And i want to hug you.
Me: No you don't. You hate me.
Him: I hate you. I love you. I feel many things about you. But i cant keep away. :)
Me: You're already wasting my time, James.
Him: So you dont want to see me?
Me: Obviously.

The nonsense on the Tumblr templates when Google Translated:

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